"A daddy longlegs... IS NOT A FATHER!!"

So I was on Mapcrunch, ended up somewhere in the English countryside, looked like the north to me. I got bored of wandering the lanes, so revealed my location but it wouldn’t appear! I remember seeing some place names when I came to a junction, and one of them was Longnewton, but I went the opposite way. Googled Longnewton which is apparently in Co. Durham, and Wiki told me this: ‘Longnewton is a few minutes drive north of Durham Tees Valley Airport’.

Looks like I took the wrong turning.